Friday, December 18, 2009

This isn't 'Nam. This is [karaoke]. There are rules.

1) No fucking Billy Joel.

2) "Atrocious," when said with the right tone of voice, should be interpreted as a compliment.

3) Arrive sweet, but not already hammered. Hammered should come later.

4) Do not make eyes at Undergraduate Wisconsin Grandma Headband Guy.

5) Talk through all instrumental breaks.

1 comment:

Big E said...

billy joel is the lifeblood of karaoke.

"atrocious" is a derivative of "atrocity". in what universe is this a compliment?

agreed on the last point.